geek-tinted-world said: Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
That’s a hard one… Dunno. I’d probably wish for Lassiter to be dead. *imagines world without Lassiter* Yeah, that would be nice.
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
"he likes girls too much to be gay"
wait hold on i have an idea
what if, no, hear me out, what if
it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet
i say we demand change
I have to give you credit for that one
(Source: communistbakery, via iwasenchantedtomeetyoutoo11)
There are two types of single people
- desperately wants to be in a relationship
- desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible
I am both.
I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay.